I realised the other day that the internet is a lot like mediaeval England. The power that some of the top people online hold is really similar to the old school ruling system.
Someone like Matt Cutts has so much power over the entire lives and livelihoods of so many people, and you practically have to appeal to get an audience with him so he can decide the fate of your website – sounds pretty feudal to me!
Read on to see where everyone else fits in…
Thanks so much to Leonie for her awesome design skillz!

Caitlin Krumdieck is the Head of Sales for Distilled across the New York, London, and Seattle office. Caitlin's two main passions at Distilled are to make the Distilled sales team the most SEO savvy in the business and to always stay a head of the game in the digital marketing industry. When not glued to her computer you can usually find Caitlin at the beach with her dog Tilly.

Nice one Leonie! Still a bit sad that all my pushing for m00t as the “Sultan of Smut” didn’t make the list, but looks really nice anyways
Interesting, no mention of the Grand Empire of Microsoft? And is Sir Tim Berners Lee haunting the royal court? I’m left somewhat baffled! Good thoughts tho
Arrington should be the court jester, or better yet.. the Village Idiot.