Here at Distilled we have just had much merriment writing a poem to go on the Christmas (e) card we have just sent out to our clients.
Given the recent upgrade to our reputation monitoring tool we wanted to tie the poem into that. After much hilarity the following was what we came up with.
With mince pies, mulled wine, laughs and good times,
Distilled are celebrating with short Christmas rhymes.
So easy on the brandy to avoid heart palpitations,
And be sure to monitor your online reputations.
There were many failed attempts at SEO related gags, which are now all on the cutting room floor (so to speak). You are of course welcome to steal and reproduce any of these gems and (please) take full credit for them.
SEO Flavoured Christmas Poems
When the wood has been chopped and the fire is smoking
We hope Matt Cutts doesn’t spot you’ve been cloaking.
We hope your Mum doesn’t get you too dodgy a sweater,
And we hope that your search engine rankings get better.
We are all looking forward to a Christmas of snow
and whilst we are at it, for our bounce rate to stay low.
We hope you get all the presents you want, and more
and we hope that Google gives you a great quality score.
Enjoy your Christmas, the tinsel and glitter
Spend time with your family and stay off twitter
If you’ve finished the brandy and played all the games
Why not teach your Gran how to buy great domains
There’s now no excuse if your gran is a n00b
Even the Queen puts her speech on YouTube
Fun and laughter aside, everyone at Distilled wishes you all very happy Christmas.
So, with the bar well and truly lowered its your turn. Please do your worst in the comments.
Duncan Morris : Duncan founded Distilled with WIll in 2005. He now has the overall responsibility of running Distilled. He focuses on both the company’s long-term plans and improvements to its day-to-day operations. He spends most of his time on recruitment, strategy (whatever that means) and client projects.
Duncan goaded me on; I couldn’t help it, honestly. But I’m sure there still some more…. To be honest, I struggling to think of any more SEM terms
If you’ve had enough of doing the ‘family’ gig Then keep them distracted – introduce them to Digg.
If your family are useless and still have to buy loads, Then ask them to use your affiliate codes.
The best present this Christmas doesn’t come in a box: You should show your folks how to install Firefox.
No fireplace, can’t light a yule log Instead I upgraded my dad’s WordPress blog
(true story)
You can tell Distilled have reached beer o’clock oh when will this christmas time rhyming stop?
Nice rhymes, guys. Have a happy Christmas time as well!
How many beers do you guys have to drink before this project was done? Love it.